At a time not too long ago, 4:44AM on January 4th of 1986 under the tail end of the lunar year of the ox to be precise, within the grand country of Taiwan, a child was born. At the time, he had yet to obtain a proper name, thus for one week after his birth, he was only referred to as "Ban ban." After being brought to the local psychic however, his name was decided to be "Guo Han," which roughly translates into the "worldly scholar." Guo Han, now more widely known as Hans, is not quite a scholar, as he is currently being viciously molested by his senior year of high school. But when he's not being violated, he delights in watching anime (his favorites being Revolutionary Girl Utena, Princess Tutu, and the Vision of Escaflowne), playing video games (particularly Harvest Moon), drawing, playing the violin, wasting time and effort, and sleeping. He also has a fond taste for food, particularly curry rice, ramen, stuffings and mashed potatoes, but generally he isn't very picky. Occassionally he dares to refrain from eating in hopes of losing some weight from his body of 5'6", currently 135 pounds. He frowns upon drugs, roaches, acne, and angry music, instead opting for symphonic pieces composed during the baroque, classical and romantic periods. He sometimes enjoys the occassional emo or 80's rock song. One of his ideals which he has vowed to follow is to avoid contradicting himself and being a hypocrite. He has yet to give up this hope for the rest of humanity, although invariably he finds himself disappointed. He is also bothered by responsibilities. If you're a responsibility, he'll punch you. Hard. In the face.